Fruit Ninja Wiki:Fruit Ninja Wikiholism Test

If you have ever used this wiki or consumed excessive amounts of Fruit Ninja Wikihol, you are required to take this test. The point value of each question is listed in parentheses The higher your score, the more addicted you are. New questions are unwelcome — this is standardized testing and cheating will result in nation-wide losing.

Give yourself at least 30 seconds (even less for the literate) because there are more than 30 questions!

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Starter

 * 1) Will you take this test?
 * 2) *No. (1 point for honesty)
 * 3) Have you taken this test before?
 * 4) *Yes (-1000 LIAR!)
 * 5) *No (-1000 LIAR!)

How often you use this wiki

 * 1) Have you ever used this wiki?
 * 2) *Yes (-1000 LIAR!)
 * 3) *No (500 points)
 * 4) Do you feel guilty about not having a computer to vandalize this wiki with?
 * 5) *Yes (100 pity points)
 * 6) *No (Great! 101 points!)

Vandalizing

 * 1) Do you think " vandalizing " is a real word?
 * 2) *Yes (150 - one for each IQ point)
 * 3) *No (-1000 TRAITOR!)
 * 4) Do you vandalize this wiki on a monthly basis? (10)
 * 5) Weekly? (20)
 * 6) Daily? (30, + a thumbs up from ChiefjusticeDS)
 * 7) Hourly? (39, plus a point for good luck)
 * 8) Minutely? (50, insane)
 * 9) Secondly? (60, super-insane)
 * 10) Millisecondly? (70)
 * 11) Microsecondly? (80)
 * 12) LIAR!!! (-81)
 * 13) Really? (82)
 * 14) Nanosecondly? (90)
 * 15) Picosecondly? (100)

Fruit Ninja knowledge and opinion

 * 1) Do you love Wikipedia? (-1000000000 LOSER!!!!)
 * 2) Do you know what WoW stands for? (10)
 * 3) Or are you annoyed, since that also stands for Willy on Wheels? (-20000, I hate you.)

Post-test questions (don't question me)

 * 1) Did you finish the test? (-1000 LIAR!)
 * 2) Really? (2000)
 * 3) Or did you just finish the test for the score? (-99999 CHEATER!!!)

Interpreting your score
Red scores are negative. For the time being, just imagine that your score is red, and then bite your tongue trying not to freak out about how it looks like a red link.